Wednesday, July 28, 2004

Long Time Blog Reader, 1st Time Blogger...

Greetings my homies,

I am A.L., those are the initials of my name (I hope atleast that much is obvious, and to the potential friends/family who read this, you will recognize who this is immediately)

Let me start off by saying that this blog was the culmination of hours and hours of boredom and monotony, I live a boring, isolated life, and I just felt like sharing that with the one visitor that will come along every few years or so. 

Anyways, more about myself, I am an isolated, lonely asian guy who has lived in the same house for the last 13 years, I myself am 18 and closing in on 19 in two months.  I have accomplished basically nothing in my entire life, you name it, I have not done it: sports...volunteer work...employment...academic awards/acknowledgements(besides the graduating of highschool which isn't a particularly distictive achievement).  Oh wait, there is one thing I have done VERY well at and have made a reputation from; that is mooching.
I am a moocher. (Although I would really have to proclaim it to be more of the status of leech/parasite)

I leech off of family, I leech off of friends. There is simply no limit to my leeching, it extends from food, to drink to cold, hard cash. 

Now the lesson of this post is: not all asians are the super-intelligent, motivated and focused individuals by which we are portrayed.  There are big loser asians, such as myself.

I am out homies,
peace and keep the faith.


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